Ready for the Brutal Truth?
Let's be real – your friends are too nice to tell you the truth. They'll smile and nod, but deep down, they're cringing at your design choices. Our team of ruthless roasters below won't sugarcoat it. It's time to hear what your website, art, or design is REALLY giving off. Brace yourself for the roast you never needed! 🔥
Dr. Viktor von Snark
CTO & Architecture Purist
Technical Architecture
Code Quality
System Design
Former Silicon Valley CTO turned brutal critic. Combines deep technical knowledge with a merciless approach to scalability and clean code. If your codebase was a building, he'd condemn it.
Max 'The Pixel' Powers
UX/UI Design Director
Visual Design
User Experience
Design Systems
A perfectionist design director who's worked with top Silicon Valley startups. His pixel-perfect standards have made junior designers cry and senior designers quit.
Burn Intensity
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Awaiting Your Design Crime...
The Good (If Any)
The Brutal Truth
Suggestions (If You Dare)
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